Because I have nothing better to do....and have writters block

The stoopid things meme:

level 1

() Smoked A Cigarette

() Smoked A Cigar

(XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXxxx) Kissed a member of the same gender

(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 2 (not so hardcore)

Level 2

( ) Are / Been In Love

(XXX) Been Dumped

(x) Shoplifted

( ) Been Fired

(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5 (still pretty lame)

Level 3

(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person

(x ) Skipped School

(x) Slept With A Co-worker

(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 9 (ooooooh improved score)

Level 4

(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends

( ) Been To Paris

(x) Been To England

(x) Been On A Plane

(x_x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 13

Level 5

(x) Eaten sushi

( x) Met someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace/MXit

(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

() Don’t know what a Mosh Pit is

SO FAR: 16 (ooooooooh LEVELED UP)

Level 6

(x) Taken Pain Killers

(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can’t Have

(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By

(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 20 (even number woo hoo)

Level 7

(x) Had A Tea Party

(x) Flown A Kite

(x) Built A Sand Castle

(x) Gone Mudding

(xxxxxXXXXXxxxxxXXXXXxxxx) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 24 (DRESSSSSSSSSSING UP!!!)

Level 8

(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves

(x) Gone Sledding

( ) Cheated While Playing A Game

(xxxxxxx :( ) Been Lonely

(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 27

Level 9

(x) Watched The Sun Set

( ) Felt An Earthquake

(x)Held A Snake

SO FAR: 29!

Level 10

(x) Been Tickled

(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized

(x) Been Cheated On

(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 33

Level 11

(x) Won A Contest

( ) Been Suspended From School

(x) Had Detention

(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 36

Level 12

(though no one EVER believe me that I haven't ) Had / Have Braces

(X) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night

( ) Danced In The Moonlight

SO FAR: 37

Level 13

(xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxxXxXXxXxX) Hated The Way You Look

(x) Witnessed A Crime

() Pole Danced

(x) Questioned Your Heart

( ) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes

SO FAR: 41

Level 14

(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud

(X *I spend most of my life lost) Been Lost

(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World

(x) Swam In The Ocean

(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 46 geeez this thing is bloody long

Level 15

(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep

(x) Played Cops And Robbers

(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers

(x) Sang Karaoke

(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 51

Level 16

(xxxxxxxxx) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t

(x) Made Prank Phone Call(s)

(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose

(x) Kissed In The Rain -epic sigh- this is my absolute FAVORITE thing to do

SO FAR:55

Level 17

(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus

(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About

(x) Blown Bubbles

(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere

SO FAR: 59

Level 18

(x) Crashed A Party

(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People

(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading

(x) Had A Wish Come True

SO FAR: 63

Level 19

(x) Worn Pearls

(x) Jumped Off A Bridge

( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 65

Level 20

( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube

( ) Kissed A Fish o.OWHAT. THE. FFfffffff........

(x) Worn The Opposite Gender’s Clothes

(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 67

Level 21

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs

() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel

() Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours

(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About

SO FAR: 69 dirty number

Level 22

(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree

(x) Climbed A Tree

(x) Had/Been In A Tree House

(x) Been Scared Too Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 72

Level 23

( ) Believe In Ghosts

(x) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes

( ) Streaking

(x) Visited a Jail

SO FAR: 74

Level 24

(x) Played Chicken

(x) Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger

(x) Broken A Bone

(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 78

Level 25

(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later

( ) Made a [porn] Movie

(x) Caught A Butterfly

( x) Laughed So Hard You Cried

( x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 82

Level 26

(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone

(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You

(x) Cheated On A Test

(x) Forgotten Someone’s Name

( ) French Braided Someones Hair

(x) Gone Skinny Dipping

(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 89

Level 27

(x) Rode A Roller Coaster

(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling

(x) Had A Cavity

( ) Black-Mailed Someone

(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 93

Level 28

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) Been Used :(

(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs

(x) Licked by A Cat

(x) Bitten Someone

(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 98

Level 29

(x) Been Shot At/Or Held At Gunpoint

( ) Had Intercourse In The Rain

() Flattened Someones Tires

() Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On

() got 20$ or less worth of fuel

TOTAL: 99

I am a lame lame person

cherry cherry boom boom

Em

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I want my copy of Diva tesco why do you deny me!‏

I’ve been reading DIVA since coming out 3 years ago and have been happily purchasing it without problems in Liverpool since then. DIVA has been many a great conversation starter on buses and makes me feel like I am a connected gay, a lesbian with some class, who just happens to love the gossip and pretty girls amongst the arty articles. Now that I’m back in Ireland I’ve suffered withdrawals from my daily dose of gay that I’m used to (what with my bi (steady on) daily trips to the Lisbon and Thursday nights in G-Bar) but at least I could relay on DIVA to keep my gaydar burning…or so I thought.

This month I went to the nearest Tesco superstore to fill my lesbian needs (who are listed as stockist) and smiled as I passed the smaller Men’s section and saw amongst the usual ititts, teeth n technology collection, GT and Men’s Health popping their gay friendly heads up from the shelf. “OH JOY!” I declared “They shall have DIVA! These are gay friendly folk after all!” I was sadly disappointed as I was confronted by the usually tabloid rubbish, Wedding material, and several different psychology magazines. Now I have it on very good authority that there are more lesbians in Lisburn (where I am sadly stuck) than psychologists and people here are generally mental due to the earth crushing boredom of living here.

So I politely inquired at customer services desk and was meet with a vacant stare and as I explained a bit more the guy on shift started to drool slightly and didn't have a clue as to what I should do. While the situation is pretty lame what made me more angry than anything and made me put my “Ranty feminist” hat on was the fact that they were happily selling the gay boy favourites and didn’t have ANYTHING for us gay girls….why have GT and not DIVA? Are lesbians not welcome but flamboyant lovely lads who kiss lads are? A sad message for any baby dyke looking for an outlet for her curiosities…I was that baby dyke and wouldn’t like to see others suffer.

Luckily I have happy news that the Eason’s 3 miles away DOES stock DIVA but I feel Tesco should contribute to my £2.30 bus fare to retrieve my favourite magazine so that I can keep up with the latest Justin Bieber haircut and shrug jeans because being gay is tricky enough without being out of the fashion loop which would surely cause my ultimate dating death when I do return to normality.

Oh the lengths I will go to JUST to stay in the lesbian loop of cool

sigh

Cherry cherry boom boom

Em
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