Incy wincy spider...gave me a bump

NOT happy...

being a nature lovin' every creature has its place (except slugs ew) kinda girl I decided to save a spider from the bath last night and all went well...till the spider decided to stay put by the open door no biggie....till in a sleepy blurry eyed state I walked smack bang into it....my head hurts

cherry cherry boom boom ow

Em
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A letter to my neighbour...

Dear Mr Asshole,

Your car alarm has been going on and on and on for around an hour.

It is 4:10am and I am very much le pissed

I suggest you turn it off before an angry tired lesbian comes to your door and beats you with a rusty spork and some tampoons.

Sincerly

Angry lesbian across the street with tampoons and sporks a plenty