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Showing posts with label AWESOME. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AWESOME. Show all posts
Sunday, 5 December 2010
Monday, 13 September 2010
The top ten reasons why being a lesbian is awesome
Lately I’ve been feeling a bit down in the dumps about being the only gay in the village so I have come up with 10 reasons why being a gay lady is awesome:
1-Women are much better kissers then men
2-Men have beards, beards give you a rash…woman do not have beards, so you don’t get a rash
3-Lady smells are so much nicer than man smell (May I never endure the nasty whiff of Lynx EVER again!)
4-Women are more fun to flirt with
5-Sneaky lesbian ninja checking out straight girls who like you as a friend
6-Comfortable shoes and jeans are considered perfectly acceptable clubbing wear
7-Being able to read DIVA magazine on trains and cause a scandal
8-Lady loving in the boudoir
9-The ability to declare “you’re just saying that because ‘m a lesbian!” whenever any of my friends are mean to me
10-AWESOME haircuts
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
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1-Women are much better kissers then men
2-Men have beards, beards give you a rash…woman do not have beards, so you don’t get a rash
3-Lady smells are so much nicer than man smell (May I never endure the nasty whiff of Lynx EVER again!)
4-Women are more fun to flirt with
5-Sneaky lesbian ninja checking out straight girls who like you as a friend
6-Comfortable shoes and jeans are considered perfectly acceptable clubbing wear
7-Being able to read DIVA magazine on trains and cause a scandal
8-Lady loving in the boudoir
9-The ability to declare “you’re just saying that because ‘m a lesbian!” whenever any of my friends are mean to me
10-AWESOME haircuts
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Sorry Trekkies I’m a Xenite
My name is The Emuh and I am…a geek
I’ll that marinade in that SHOCKING revelation for a moment because it’s incredibly hard to believe…
But I am and darn it I love it!
I remember being about 12 walking into a comic book store to induce a stunned silence that a GIRL had infiltrated this manly manly domain…and to this day I still get a slightly bemused reaction when I walk into a “forbidden planet”.
And in talking to some of my lovely geeky male friends we have discovered I am rare breed which sucks for the world in my opinion…a girl who knows every line of dialogue from “Empire strikes back”, can argue the finer points of why “Green Hornet” is a VASTLY superior show to “Batman” and who isn’t afraid to fall over and laugh it off.
I dress in jeans and funny t-shirts, am sarcastic as hell, and will eat a full burger and chips AND a chocolate milkshake….thus I am not sexy however I believe geeky woman are very shmexy…but I admit it and wish more ladies would because I’m a geeky lady who LURVES geeky ladies.
In this world obsessed with being very “Shane” it’s difficult to meet out of the closet girly geeks. That’s why I’m teased by my friends because rather than some ultra cool movie star ala Miss Jolie my dream woman run along the lines of Sue Perkins and Jorja Fox, woman that are cute, smart, funny and un-ashamedly geeks.
I know I’m not alone in my love of geeks but I’m out the closet it…
So I guess my question or rather my statement to the world is why must the geeky ladies hide their Buffy t-shirts and leanings towards staying in to complete their screen accurate costume from season 3 Battle Star?
Lady geeks of the world unite put on your Tina Fey glasses, grab your guitar hero controller and twitter away because you’re shmexy beings of awesome!!!
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
P.S IF YOU NEED PROOF READ THIS: http://mingle2.com/blog/view/10-ways-being-a-geek-makes-you-more-attractive
I’ll that marinade in that SHOCKING revelation for a moment because it’s incredibly hard to believe…
But I am and darn it I love it!
I remember being about 12 walking into a comic book store to induce a stunned silence that a GIRL had infiltrated this manly manly domain…and to this day I still get a slightly bemused reaction when I walk into a “forbidden planet”.
And in talking to some of my lovely geeky male friends we have discovered I am rare breed which sucks for the world in my opinion…a girl who knows every line of dialogue from “Empire strikes back”, can argue the finer points of why “Green Hornet” is a VASTLY superior show to “Batman” and who isn’t afraid to fall over and laugh it off.
I dress in jeans and funny t-shirts, am sarcastic as hell, and will eat a full burger and chips AND a chocolate milkshake….thus I am not sexy however I believe geeky woman are very shmexy…but I admit it and wish more ladies would because I’m a geeky lady who LURVES geeky ladies.
In this world obsessed with being very “Shane” it’s difficult to meet out of the closet girly geeks. That’s why I’m teased by my friends because rather than some ultra cool movie star ala Miss Jolie my dream woman run along the lines of Sue Perkins and Jorja Fox, woman that are cute, smart, funny and un-ashamedly geeks.
I know I’m not alone in my love of geeks but I’m out the closet it…
So I guess my question or rather my statement to the world is why must the geeky ladies hide their Buffy t-shirts and leanings towards staying in to complete their screen accurate costume from season 3 Battle Star?
Lady geeks of the world unite put on your Tina Fey glasses, grab your guitar hero controller and twitter away because you’re shmexy beings of awesome!!!
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
P.S IF YOU NEED PROOF READ THIS: http://mingle2.com/blog/view/10-ways-being-a-geek-makes-you-more-attractive
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
The Ladies Ninja Warrior-My new favourite TV show
Ok being basically nocturnal since birth I happen upon some pretty interesting TV shows in the depths of the night…One of my truly epic discoveries was the Japanese genius that is “Takeshi’s Castle”
It’s basically an elaborate obstacle course where random un-fit hyper people run round jumping on polystyrene shapes above 5ft of shallow puddles of brown water, with no regard for health and safety , no real prize and no one ever wins…it is AMAZING and I love it!
However I have since discovered another Japanese show called “Ninja Warrior”
It’s like a slicker version of Takeshi’s Castle except the competitors are healthy, strong, and the obstacles are harder, there IS prize money and ONE person has won.
I don’t know what is both gripping and extremely hilarious about watching Japanese people falling into puddles on rainy days but it’s brilliant. What is perhaps EVEN better than Ninja Warrior?
LADIES OF NINJA WARRIOR!!!
It is my new favourite show….it may be very anti-feminist of me but…I just can’t get enough….
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
It’s basically an elaborate obstacle course where random un-fit hyper people run round jumping on polystyrene shapes above 5ft of shallow puddles of brown water, with no regard for health and safety , no real prize and no one ever wins…it is AMAZING and I love it!
However I have since discovered another Japanese show called “Ninja Warrior”
It’s like a slicker version of Takeshi’s Castle except the competitors are healthy, strong, and the obstacles are harder, there IS prize money and ONE person has won.
I don’t know what is both gripping and extremely hilarious about watching Japanese people falling into puddles on rainy days but it’s brilliant. What is perhaps EVEN better than Ninja Warrior?
LADIES OF NINJA WARRIOR!!!
It is my new favourite show….it may be very anti-feminist of me but…I just can’t get enough….
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
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