I am Mrs Robinson and it’s rather wrong

Hey blogger fans I’m just popping by to let you know I am officially an old pervy lady :(

I was at a local fast food establishment waiting to be served when I noticed the extremely cute cashier smiling at me, she bumped me to the front of the cue and served my super quickly smiling and tossing her hair and all of it…as I was paying she asked me “How’s you’re mum?”….Blink Blink…G’AH!

AND OH MY ACTUAL GOD I instantly recognised the cute girl smiling at me who I’d been mentally undressing as the kid I used to baby sit back in the day!

I’d known her since she was 5 and hadn’t seen her since she was 11 and still very much a girl and now she’s all fit and GROWN up…ewww *does arm flappy grossed out dance*

I consulted my friends and they all agree I’m a perv

Even though she is now 17 it still makes me a filthy old lady

It has thus far been the creepiest moment of my adult life

Cherry cherry boom boom

Em
x

I STOLE! I'M A THEIF! I'M A BAD LESBIAN!!!

I STOLE!!!!

*hides from the coppers*

This is why I'm not aloud in public and should be forced to remain in my dungeon.

I meet some old school friends for Coffee in Starsmucks and before I left I stole a mug...I know I know it was wrong but my reasoning was the following:

-Starsmucks is an extremely rich company that is slowly acheiving it's goal of world domination one store at a time

-They steal from me everytime I order a coffee!

-The cup probably cost 10p to replace even though they shamelessly sell them at £6.50

-I'd gotton my germs on it and I have rabies

-My friends made me do it

So yeah my badassness is shown...I am hardcore.

I love my friends they are extremely funny and very cool people so we had fun catching up. I also got presants!!! yerp I got a radio shaped tin with diffrent flavored schnaps, a rainbow bracelet (that matches my necklace perfectly) a new passport holder and A MANDLE CANDLE!!!

The Mandle Candle I have been lusting after for nearly 3 years and I finally have one whoop whoop...the mandle candle is great for romance and simple enjoyment...please research the awesome power of the mandle candle it's like the CILLIT BANG advert of candles.

But all that chat, coffee and stealing I am very very tired so I'm off to beddy byes to watch some CSI

Luffs and cookies lesbifriends

Em
x