Ladies!
It is 2011!
I am back!
I am a whore!
I am blogging once more!
well TRYING to blog...
Ok so I was here wrecking my brain to trying to decide what my first official blog of 2011 should be, should it be sexy, funny, tragic, or boring?
Well I've chosen a topic close to my heart....well my vagina really SEX but more specifically sex with bisexual girls.
Now I have made a fair few lesbian friends the past year or so and most of them are uniform in their agreement that "Bi sexual girls aren't as good in bed as lesbians"
WTF?
I'm not one of these lesbians who excludes bisexuals from their dating pool for fear of getting boy cooties all over me. I've pretty much always had the view that if a girl regardless of how she labels herself is interested in me that makes her "Emuh-Sexual" and that is absolutely fine with me. Bi-sexual girls are just as eager to have sex in my experience than lesbians, in fact some have deffffffffffffffinatly out lady lusted the lesbians I've been with.
For example I semi-dated a girl in uni for a couple of weeks, she was the stereotypes of all stereotypes EXCEPT in the bedroom, she point blank refused to go anywhere near my lady bits with anything but a timid finger for 20 seconds and I'm pretty sure the very word "vagina" scared her beyond belief. It was without a doubt THE worst sex I've ever had with anyone and all this from a gold star lesbian who claimed to never fail to make a girl cum....except for me obviously sigh :s
Now in my time I've had the good fortune to sleep with a very bi-sexual girl, who on the surface was very femme, you know the type who would look at you're naked body and exclaim "OMG YOU HAVE BEWBS!" well blow m if she wasn't as hungry for lady bits as I am! Not only that she was a down right expert with no fear of trying things not just giving that area a bit of a poke with a spoon (don't ask). It was by far the best sex I've ever had with anyone EVER and all this from a girl my friends would describe as undesirable and avoid simply because she was bi and would "have no idea what she was doing"....LESBIANS WTF!?
What I'm trying to say ladies is that ANYONE can be good or bad at doing the sexual thing regardless of how they identify, don't assume that a lesbian will be amazing in bed and that a bisexual won't go down on you. I'm just fed up with the closed mindedness of a community that has to deal with a similar thing every day. So ladies don't go limiting yourself by being bi-hating....they're called bi-SEXUAL for a reason.
Cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Friday, 28 January 2011
Thursday, 20 January 2011
tomorrow...
my dear ones i get internetz at home and shall return with new stories of lesbian randomness!
huzah!
cherry cherry boom boom
em
x
huzah!
cherry cherry boom boom
em
x
Saturday, 11 December 2010
Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 12
The final day of the 12 days annnnnnnnd well...IT'S ME!!
Again with my big ugly mug in her faces....seeing as it is the last of my 12 days of christmas...some logic...the 12 days of lesbian christmas enjoy!
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Again with my big ugly mug in her faces....seeing as it is the last of my 12 days of christmas...some logic...the 12 days of lesbian christmas enjoy!
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Friday, 10 December 2010
Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Days 10 and 11
I know I missed yesturday BUT HERE is a super awesome video to make it up to you :D
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Thursday, 9 December 2010
Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 9
Again I'm taking liberties with my deffinition of "Lesbian" but I figured a couple of things:
1)Tori Amos is a musical icon in the queer community so it's ok
2) This song is too beautiful not to share
3) this is MY calander and I'm a lesbian so that's link enough :D
Cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
1)Tori Amos is a musical icon in the queer community so it's ok
2) This song is too beautiful not to share
3) this is MY calander and I'm a lesbian so that's link enough :D
Cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 8
Sometimes Christmas can be such a terrible DRAG!
see what I did there??
eh? eh? eh?
Of forget it here's the video...
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
see what I did there??
eh? eh? eh?
Of forget it here's the video...
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Tuesday, 7 December 2010
Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 7
Today we have my personal favorite British Sapphoic Lady Sue Perkins enjoying a Victorian Christmas Dinner :D
Sue Perkins...nom nom nom
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
Sue Perkins...nom nom nom
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
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