Hey friends,
again I have vanished into the world and have seemingly forgotton you!
Not so blogger!
Here I am back to get you up to date on my life....again in my favorite form the list!
1-Football: I have become very gay and joined a lesbian football team, and thus I have accidently gotton a semi active gay sociol life which is both scary and awesome :D I have infiltrated the Belfast gay scene and have been to the gay bars with other gays.
2-Developing a new cartoon idea- which takes a suprisingly long ass time I hope to get it rolling out by the end of the month so...yer
3-Applying for jobs I really don't want but desperatly need- ah the fate of the theatre graduate :(
4-Joining the gym and attempting to shift some of this horrid stuff that is my unfortunate frame- I know get me but I'm determined to get a bit fitter instead of a bit fatter
5-Dating- yerp for some unknown reason a girl I really like seems to like me too which has resulted in me floating around the house in a daze and generally being an annoying muppet
So that is pretty much it
I wish I had more gossip but alas I do not
Cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Thursday, 28 October 2010
Saturday, 16 October 2010
I found the lesbians!!!
Hey Blogger,
I have VERY exciting news….I have actually found the lesbians in Belfast!
I’m really NOT the only one here in the sticks
I shall not bore you with every detail but suffice to say I joined a gay football team and it has opened the rainbow doors of these the sticks in which I live.
That is why I haven’t been around much I have been VERY busy actually being a gay and getting out and meeting other ladies who are also gay.
It’’s like I have been plunged into an episode of “Queer as Folk” and I’m Nathan…it’s just a bit epic
Except they touch my hair a lot…which is strange…
Oh well I must go rest up for our next match this Sunday
Come on you Belfast Braves!
Em
x
I have VERY exciting news….I have actually found the lesbians in Belfast!
I’m really NOT the only one here in the sticks
I shall not bore you with every detail but suffice to say I joined a gay football team and it has opened the rainbow doors of these the sticks in which I live.
That is why I haven’t been around much I have been VERY busy actually being a gay and getting out and meeting other ladies who are also gay.
It’’s like I have been plunged into an episode of “Queer as Folk” and I’m Nathan…it’s just a bit epic
Except they touch my hair a lot…which is strange…
Oh well I must go rest up for our next match this Sunday
Come on you Belfast Braves!
Em
x
Monday, 13 September 2010
Dating advice vidja
This has happened to me and I wanted to warn the ladies out there who I lurve through the time hounered lesbian tradtion of guitar based folk song
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
x
The top ten reasons why being a lesbian is awesome
Lately I’ve been feeling a bit down in the dumps about being the only gay in the village so I have come up with 10 reasons why being a gay lady is awesome:
1-Women are much better kissers then men
2-Men have beards, beards give you a rash…woman do not have beards, so you don’t get a rash
3-Lady smells are so much nicer than man smell (May I never endure the nasty whiff of Lynx EVER again!)
4-Women are more fun to flirt with
5-Sneaky lesbian ninja checking out straight girls who like you as a friend
6-Comfortable shoes and jeans are considered perfectly acceptable clubbing wear
7-Being able to read DIVA magazine on trains and cause a scandal
8-Lady loving in the boudoir
9-The ability to declare “you’re just saying that because ‘m a lesbian!” whenever any of my friends are mean to me
10-AWESOME haircuts
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
1-Women are much better kissers then men
2-Men have beards, beards give you a rash…woman do not have beards, so you don’t get a rash
3-Lady smells are so much nicer than man smell (May I never endure the nasty whiff of Lynx EVER again!)
4-Women are more fun to flirt with
5-Sneaky lesbian ninja checking out straight girls who like you as a friend
6-Comfortable shoes and jeans are considered perfectly acceptable clubbing wear
7-Being able to read DIVA magazine on trains and cause a scandal
8-Lady loving in the boudoir
9-The ability to declare “you’re just saying that because ‘m a lesbian!” whenever any of my friends are mean to me
10-AWESOME haircuts
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Straight girls in the gay bar
Hey hey hey
I'm sorry for being a total dork and not updating...I don't even have a good excuse all I've been doing is watching old episodes of Judge Judy and eating cake mix.
Sigh
Well I am home and offically graduated (with a first Ithank you) and I a offically unemployed and hating my life. I've been reading my back entries here and wish I had a fun exctiting lesbean topic to catch up on but t'would all be lies as the only lesbian thing I have been doing is texting my lesbian pose on the mainland and hating the fact there are no gays in Belfast.
But aside from laying in my pjs all day and drinking too much milk I have found time to go out with my straight girlfriends and they inadvertedly inspired a subject for me.
why are straight girls so intrested/afraid to go in gay bars?
that's it that's the topic...
ok so recently I had to miss Liverpool Pride to go to a friends birthday party and durring conversation the topic of where we should go came up. I suggested a well know gay bar here called "The Kremlin" and a very homo friend place called "Black Box" which are both pretty fun places to go on a saturday night due to the music they play. This was greeted with nods from a couple and then with downright fear by the others. One of my st8est friends piped up "I'd be kinda afraid to go there I mean...what if...something...." and she went quiet clearly uneased by my dykish pressence. But what if what? a girl hit on her? surely this friend had had boys she didn't like hit on her at some point so what was the big dilema? was she afraid a tribe of justin beiber look alikes were gonna lick her and claim her as a sacrifice to the mighty goddess lesbiannia? it made me a little sad that a lot of straight girls are still afraid of us lil ol' lesbeans, surely they don't think we're so dumb and beast like that we actively seek out straight girls to de-flower and beat...sigh I think sadly this may be the case.
Then there are the other straight girls who want to come see the freak show, to be disgusted and delighted by the "un-natural" goings on when people hook up. These adventuerous types also annoy me as they too treat us like animals that need to be observed and apart from a certain ex-girlfriend of mine we do not act in that beasty way.
It makes me die a little on the inside that in this age of SKINS and Sugar Rush that going to a gay bar is like some sort of epic quest or gruesome trek for straight people. I am often dragged to loud obnoxious places where the straight couple seem to be attempting to both devour each other and reproduce in one act and I have little choic in the matter it is everywhere I look. It is a horrible double standered that needs to disappear.
This whole scenario made me aware of how some of my straight friends treat me, as a cautionary tale of what may happen to them. And is perhaps a reason it is often tricky for lesbian ladys to be accepted by their straight friends, there's that constant question in each others minds "does she fancy me?"/ "does she think I fancy her?"
And also it is not my fault the straight bars play crap music on a saturday night
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
I'm sorry for being a total dork and not updating...I don't even have a good excuse all I've been doing is watching old episodes of Judge Judy and eating cake mix.
Sigh
Well I am home and offically graduated (with a first Ithank you) and I a offically unemployed and hating my life. I've been reading my back entries here and wish I had a fun exctiting lesbean topic to catch up on but t'would all be lies as the only lesbian thing I have been doing is texting my lesbian pose on the mainland and hating the fact there are no gays in Belfast.
But aside from laying in my pjs all day and drinking too much milk I have found time to go out with my straight girlfriends and they inadvertedly inspired a subject for me.
why are straight girls so intrested/afraid to go in gay bars?
that's it that's the topic...
ok so recently I had to miss Liverpool Pride to go to a friends birthday party and durring conversation the topic of where we should go came up. I suggested a well know gay bar here called "The Kremlin" and a very homo friend place called "Black Box" which are both pretty fun places to go on a saturday night due to the music they play. This was greeted with nods from a couple and then with downright fear by the others. One of my st8est friends piped up "I'd be kinda afraid to go there I mean...what if...something...." and she went quiet clearly uneased by my dykish pressence. But what if what? a girl hit on her? surely this friend had had boys she didn't like hit on her at some point so what was the big dilema? was she afraid a tribe of justin beiber look alikes were gonna lick her and claim her as a sacrifice to the mighty goddess lesbiannia? it made me a little sad that a lot of straight girls are still afraid of us lil ol' lesbeans, surely they don't think we're so dumb and beast like that we actively seek out straight girls to de-flower and beat...sigh I think sadly this may be the case.
Then there are the other straight girls who want to come see the freak show, to be disgusted and delighted by the "un-natural" goings on when people hook up. These adventuerous types also annoy me as they too treat us like animals that need to be observed and apart from a certain ex-girlfriend of mine we do not act in that beasty way.
It makes me die a little on the inside that in this age of SKINS and Sugar Rush that going to a gay bar is like some sort of epic quest or gruesome trek for straight people. I am often dragged to loud obnoxious places where the straight couple seem to be attempting to both devour each other and reproduce in one act and I have little choic in the matter it is everywhere I look. It is a horrible double standered that needs to disappear.
This whole scenario made me aware of how some of my straight friends treat me, as a cautionary tale of what may happen to them. And is perhaps a reason it is often tricky for lesbian ladys to be accepted by their straight friends, there's that constant question in each others minds "does she fancy me?"/ "does she think I fancy her?"
And also it is not my fault the straight bars play crap music on a saturday night
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
Gay rights takes another baby step through the doors of justice
Prop 8 was just ruled unconstitutional!
YAY!
this is such great news not only for gay rights but for humanity in general
excellent end to the summer...and it only took 2 years :D
imagine what we can do in the next 10
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
YAY!
this is such great news not only for gay rights but for humanity in general
excellent end to the summer...and it only took 2 years :D
imagine what we can do in the next 10
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
Life begins at 22
Sigh
I sit here alone in a dark corner of a cafe in my hometown of Lisburn with my iced-mocha and free wi-fi and think how far this town has come in the past 10 years
and then I think that's all balony and it is I who have changed
I've gone from the reclussive teenager with a desire to only disappear to a woman who can sit alone in a crowded cafe in a silly shabby hat drinking pretencious coffee and chatting idily to the old ladies that sit at the table next to me.
I've achieved one of my ultimate life goals and I'm feeling pretty chuffed with myself.
Teachers once told my parents that I was incabible of passing the 11+ with anything higher than a C2...(I proved them wrong by getting a B1) and now I sit here with a BA first class degree and my entire life streched out before me.
It is incredibly scary to think that in the next 10 years I will be starting my carrer, moving to a new city alone, and be turning 30 a thought that has petrified me since my 16th birthday.
I am thankful that my life hasn't hit it's ultimate peak yet, grateful I was a geek, and I hope I remain so because it makes for more interesting conversations than the status quo (I doubt the Mean Girl types have ever had a debate about the possibility that Prof. McGonogal ever had sex once transformed into a cat and wither that made her guilty of beastiality....cough)
so here is to the next 10 years where hopefully the blog enteries will make for much more interesting reading as I start the horrofying yet exciting journey into adulthood
but don't worry I intend to never grow up...Harry Potter World 2011 is gonna happen!
Luffs n cookies
Em
x
I sit here alone in a dark corner of a cafe in my hometown of Lisburn with my iced-mocha and free wi-fi and think how far this town has come in the past 10 years
and then I think that's all balony and it is I who have changed
I've gone from the reclussive teenager with a desire to only disappear to a woman who can sit alone in a crowded cafe in a silly shabby hat drinking pretencious coffee and chatting idily to the old ladies that sit at the table next to me.
I've achieved one of my ultimate life goals and I'm feeling pretty chuffed with myself.
Teachers once told my parents that I was incabible of passing the 11+ with anything higher than a C2...(I proved them wrong by getting a B1) and now I sit here with a BA first class degree and my entire life streched out before me.
It is incredibly scary to think that in the next 10 years I will be starting my carrer, moving to a new city alone, and be turning 30 a thought that has petrified me since my 16th birthday.
I am thankful that my life hasn't hit it's ultimate peak yet, grateful I was a geek, and I hope I remain so because it makes for more interesting conversations than the status quo (I doubt the Mean Girl types have ever had a debate about the possibility that Prof. McGonogal ever had sex once transformed into a cat and wither that made her guilty of beastiality....cough)
so here is to the next 10 years where hopefully the blog enteries will make for much more interesting reading as I start the horrofying yet exciting journey into adulthood
but don't worry I intend to never grow up...Harry Potter World 2011 is gonna happen!
Luffs n cookies
Em
x
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