Monday, 13 September 2010

Dating advice vidja

This has happened to me and I wanted to warn the ladies out there who I lurve through the time hounered lesbian tradtion of guitar based folk song

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom


The top ten reasons why being a lesbian is awesome

Lately I’ve been feeling a bit down in the dumps about being the only gay in the village so I have come up with 10 reasons why being a gay lady is awesome:

1-Women are much better kissers then men

2-Men have beards, beards give you a rash…woman do not have beards, so you don’t get a rash

3-Lady smells are so much nicer than man smell (May I never endure the nasty whiff of Lynx EVER again!)

4-Women are more fun to flirt with

5-Sneaky lesbian ninja checking out straight girls who like you as a friend

6-Comfortable shoes and jeans are considered perfectly acceptable clubbing wear

7-Being able to read DIVA magazine on trains and cause a scandal

8-Lady loving in the boudoir

9-The ability to declare “you’re just saying that because ‘m a lesbian!” whenever any of my friends are mean to me

10-AWESOME haircuts

cherry cherry boom boom