Thursday, 30 July 2009

I am Mrs Robinson and it’s rather wrong

Hey blogger fans I’m just popping by to let you know I am officially an old pervy lady :(

I was at a local fast food establishment waiting to be served when I noticed the extremely cute cashier smiling at me, she bumped me to the front of the cue and served my super quickly smiling and tossing her hair and all of it…as I was paying she asked me “How’s you’re mum?”….Blink Blink…G’AH!

AND OH MY ACTUAL GOD I instantly recognised the cute girl smiling at me who I’d been mentally undressing as the kid I used to baby sit back in the day!

I’d known her since she was 5 and hadn’t seen her since she was 11 and still very much a girl and now she’s all fit and GROWN up…ewww *does arm flappy grossed out dance*

I consulted my friends and they all agree I’m a perv

Even though she is now 17 it still makes me a filthy old lady

It has thus far been the creepiest moment of my adult life

Cherry cherry boom boom


Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Monday, 6 July 2009

Most lesbian reletionship ever...

4 years of looking and longing but no action
3 years if jealous glances and boyfriend hating
2 years of akward comming out conversations
1 year of letter writting and mixed tape making
6 months of eager phone calls
2 weeks of butterflies and almost there declarations
1 day "I Love you" conversations
2 hours of coupled bliss
1 argument

Never heard from again....

Yerp that pretty much sums up what just happened...on the day Micheal Jackson died no less!

I'll never be able to listen to thriller again!