Saturday 11 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 12

The final day of the 12 days annnnnnnnd well...IT'S ME!!



Again with my big ugly mug in her faces....seeing as it is the last of my 12 days of christmas...some logic...the 12 days of lesbian christmas enjoy!


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Em
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Friday 10 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Days 10 and 11

I know I missed yesturday BUT HERE is a super awesome video to make it up to you :D



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Em
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Thursday 9 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 9

Again I'm taking liberties with my deffinition of "Lesbian" but I figured a couple of things:

1)Tori Amos is a musical icon in the queer community so it's ok
2) This song is too beautiful not to share
3) this is MY calander and I'm a lesbian so that's link enough :D



Cherry cherry boom boom

Em
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Wednesday 8 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 8

Sometimes Christmas can be such a terrible DRAG!

see what I did there??

eh? eh? eh?

Of forget it here's the video...



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Em
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Tuesday 7 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 7

Today we have my personal favorite British Sapphoic Lady Sue Perkins enjoying a Victorian Christmas Dinner :D


Sue Perkins...nom nom nom

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Em
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Sunday 5 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advent Calender Day 6

I don't care who you are or what you listen to you all have to agree that MR's voice is dripping with sex at all times



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Em
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Emuhs Lesbian Advant Calender Day 5

ok ladies it is around now that I tend to panic about what to buy only 20 days away and I have NO ideas...luckily for me Babeland have some awesomely sexy ideas and if you order now plenty of time for stuff to arrive for christmaka eve :D (probably NSFW unless you work in a sexy place)

Babeland's 2010 Christmaka gift list

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Em
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Friday 3 December 2010

Emuhs Lesbian Advant Calender Day 4

NOT strictly lesbian but you gotta heart the gaga ~(incidently this is the first gaga toon I ever heard :s)



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Em
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Emuhs Lesbian Advant Calender Day 3

Bored of the same old nonsense where some child crys and the head halls off the baby Jesus? NO FEAR! Alternative christmas play comes in the form of "Thank You" by Dale Anderson....pretty sure the PTA will get on board :D

Thank you-A Lesbian Christmas Play

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Em
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Thursday 2 December 2010

The “G” word

Ok friends I have astounding news

After much deliberation I have some exciting news

I The Emuh geeky writer of this blog have gained an actual real life, no I haven’t made her up, yes she is actually real and amazing, Girlfriend.

I’m going to let that marinade with you all for a second as you remember who I am and what I am like

Still need a moment?

Alright….


….


Ok that’s long enough!

Geez you guys is it really that hard to believe?

I know it really is I can hardly believe it myself if she hadn’t flicked me in the ear earlier I would still be questioning her existence.

I’m not sure how to cope with it to be perfectly honest I’ve never been anyone’s *gulp* girlfriend before that wasn’t long distance, completely horrid or imaginary. I’ve been trying my best not too be so Emuh on the situation but the truth of the matter is GP (Gal Pal) makes me feel and act like a teenager who is going out with their favourite pop star. I have and always have been and will continue to be the funny but fugly friend in the movie of life; you know the un-fancied cynical one you go to when you’re love life is in fail mode? Me all over but now GP has made me a soppy romantic mess. And I finally, for the first time in my sad existence I feel like a co-star in my own life.

I’m no Shane but I’m no virgin either but I’ve never been with someone who seems to find the hot mess in my facebook profile picture attractive. I know she’s not legally blind still it’s pretty close, but it’s a very strange sensation to be called pretty by someone as beautiful as GP is. Any “romance” (and I use the term very loosely) has been the result of someone else’s desperation. Because I have been female and there is usually the only reason people go near me but GP has been sober and has still asked to go out with me again and enjoys kissing my face in public it’s incredibly strange. People have always been too ashamed of me to admit we’re even friend let alone “an item”

That’s why I’m terrified I’m going to mess it up somehow 

She makes me ache, and tingle, and shiver, and makes me want to write poetry (awful idea I’m an awful poet~), and makes me nervous as hell when I see her, an and and and OH. MY.GAWD I am so going to get my heart broken when she figures out I’m not worthy to kiss the tip of her fingers. I’m ridiculously into her, like RIDICULOUSLY into her but she never quite understands how she makes me feel. So I guess I’m just going to HAVE to figure out how to be a girlfriend pretty quickly so that she realises….


Cherry cherry boom boom readers

Em
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Emuhs Lesbian Advant Calender Day 2

Ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas!



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Em
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Emuhs Lesbian Advant Calender Day 1

Yes this me from last year but I need time to google awesome lesbian stuffs for your advant calenders!



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Em
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