Sunday, 15 February 2009

Lookit some answers from me...

Well I figured that most of you don't know me personally so here is one of those lil survey thingys to perhaps give you more insight into my insane mind:

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Too often and always in airports

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
Nope...I mean what's the point of going on them if you don't watch?

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
Maybe 7/8 years ago? I used to take my surf board to the top of the hill and ride down

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Alone...I feel really uncomfortable when someone else is in bed with I might squish them

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
hmmmm...get back to me on that

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Creative oh heck yes...artistic and orginal with any talent? nope

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
I have no idea.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston. I still think Angelina Jolie looks like an harm to her just...eww

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
I know enough...and certainly far more than anyone I know...excpet maybe my friend who actually STUDIES it...Though I have forgotton most everything I learned durring my A -Levels

10. Do you know how to play ?
No....I think that's my problem

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
My current record is 76 hours..insomnia is a bitch....

12. What's your favorite commercial?
Right now? gotta be this one:

some people hind it creepy I can honestly say I laugh my ass off every single time I see it

13. Who was your first love?
Rosey (mumblemumblemumble) she was this hot older woman....I was 4 at the time...we had this endless love...till someone else came along and bribed her with rolos

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
Don't drive....and hate people that do that kin of thing

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Of Course everyone does

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Red Sox!!! GO BOSTON! :D

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
I'm pretty good at it actually

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
pretty regularly at least a couple of hours

19. What's the one thing on your mind?
Mmmm chocolate

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?

21. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I had nipple confidence

22. Do you like Sushi?
No. I dont eat fish...least not the kind that swims

23. What do you wear to bed?
Old t shirts and pj bottoms

24. Do you truly anyone?

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Am I allowed to pick married people? Because top of that list is Idina Menzel....she could take me or leave me the minx

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
Not that I'm aware of...but you never know

27. What food do you find disgusting?
Anything with fish, cabbage or cauliflower

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Oh heck yes...and ha it done's the womans code

29. Have you ever been punched in the face
Yeah my nephew broke my jaw....not bad considering he was 7 at the time

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
I belive in Dan Brown does that count?

Wow this was actually a pretty borring one sorry folks but maybe you enoyed it anyway

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom


Just because I know how to build a table doesn't mean I'm butch...

For the last time I'm not butch :(

I have absolutly NOTHING against butch girls I just don't identify as one

I know this seems really petty but it does really bug me...I hate labels I realllllly do and this really bugs me....can't I just be myself? I don't dress super girlie and I like to do active things but I like make up and I like feeling like a girl...People seem to think because I have short hair I'm butch, the simple thing I suit diffrent hair lengths and prefer to have it short....when I was a kid I had super long hair and now it's like a control thing for me....whatever I'm rambling.

I guess I'm sick of all the meat marketing that goes on in the gay have to be a type and have a type and stick only to that...but I like people...all sorts of people...sometimes I'm really attracted to "butch" girls sometimes to super "femme" girls but usally I go for people in why do we obsess over labels so much? The world does that to us enough why do we continue this ourselves? So pathetic really....can't we all just get along?

So for now I leave all miffed and ponderous...I wear chapstick and girlie underwear...

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom


OMG I puked in the roses sorry...

Valentines day LITERALLY made me sick....not kiding

I woke up with a blistering headache, boiling hot, and looking like death...

Yay :(

so instead of my dream day I spent the day wrapped in my duvet, eating tomoato soup and feeling very sorry for myself. On top of all that I had the most painful toothache was running up to the bathroom to rinse my mouth out with anti-bacterial mouth wash that burned my mouth to the point of me wanting to pull my own tooth out rather than suffer the fluid hate circling my poor poor mouth.

So I ened up all mopey watching "The 100 greatest sex symbols" before getting mad that all this ugly but funny men were getting through and all the woman were super models with no personality....sigh....that's why I'm glad we have the afterellen hot 100 list....

But I am alive (if only just) and was amased to see prius in my driveway....I didn't know people actually bought them.....they remind me of my BLF who wants one but keeps going on about how gay they are....and that cheered me up.

This isn't the greatest funniest blog I know BUT I am going out this week (if I feel better) with my few lesbian friends and in two weeks I'm taking my Bi friend out on a "friend date" to the theatre and then to my favorite resturaunt and then my fave bar it's gonna be a lot of fun.

I have quite a bit of work to do this week to :(


and also I just finished up the first season of my vlog for'm not that happy with it to be honest...I'm not that funny if I'm alone I need smarter people to bounce off.....because I'm the funny/sarcastic one I have a short attention span....oh look a butterfly....

But I didn't think I did that good a ob though I am super super grateful to everyone who watched it.....we'll see if they want me to come back...I have a lot of fun doing it so....we'll see.

So check that out over on

So that's it from me

cherry cherry boom boom


Thursday, 12 February 2009

Staright girls purlease get an imagination


I think I've been mentally scarred for life...

Remember my blog when I was like "ANGELS IN AMERICA! PROP 8 BOO! STRAIGHT PEOPLE THINK YAY!"?

well maybe I was a bit pre-mature in my happiness that straight people think about us gays....well obviously we still have a ways to go....after the conversation I had on monday....

well maybe that's a bit harsh but I was still like "wtf you are not seriously asking me these questions....ok you are"

The converstaion went a little like this:

Girl 1: Emma can I ask you a question...
Emuh: Suuuuuuure
Girl 1: You know lesbians...
Emuh: I do yes...(internal-uh-oh radar up)
Girl 1: Are you like scared of penetration?
Emuh: -Blank stare-
Girl 2: Yeah what do you guys do? I mean gay guys you understand holes and...yeah but with lesbians..
Emuh: No we're not scarred of penetration...if it's done right
Girl 3: How?
Emuh: well 2 sets of hands....
Girls: Ewwwwwwww!!!
Girl 3: yeah but we do that as forplay
Emuh: Yeah but if it's done right
Girl 2: why do you use strap ons? why not just f*** a guy?
Emuh: Because...that's like you having sex with a girl wearing a strap's about attraction
Girls: Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Emuh: Everyone thinks the primary sex act is just oral but there is SOOOOO much more
Girl 3: like what?
Emuh: -getting increasingly embarrased- there's all sorts, lik erm grinding, strap ons, fmannual, mutal....
Girls: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Emuh: Sorry...

OK am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the question "what lesbians do in bed" is irrelevant in this day and age?

Luckily I have no problem talking bout sex...(its the only experiance I have of sex right now...grumble) but for serious? come on girls watch the L word sometime...or buy a book...or you know...have some lesbian sex -shrugs-

Don't be a tourist

That's all really

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom


Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Straightness EPIC PHAIL!!!!


Went to town today and decided I should treat myself to lunch after doing all my coursework...ended up in the Lesbian book store vegan cafe, reading a copy of diva, drinking vegan friendly coffee and carrot cake, whilst listening to tegan and sara on my MP3, before browsing the "Extreme Feminism" section of said book store and really thinking about buying something....


Super Lesbian to the rescue!

Saturday, 7 February 2009


ragrh it's that time of year again....

Offically a week to go before Valentines day

I'm very not excited

I dispise Valentines day I really disappove and no it's not just because I'm single. I don't like the fact that you're forced to be specially in love one day of the year the same as everyone's so pointless and un-romantic. I declare it a halmark holiday from hell, if you're in a reletionship you shouldn't be forced to be special the same day a year as the rest of the planet, pick your own day it's a lot more spontanuos and a lot more fun. There's so much stress around it especilly if it's your first one:

"How much do I spend?"
"How big a card should I get?"
"is she doing anything for me?"

Bad times right there...

And if you ARE single it seems like everyone in the world is in a reletionship and are dedicating their entire time to remind you you're not, how pathetic you are and how you'll never be happy without the lurve. It makes me want to gag....

Yet another reason I have come to hate Valentines day is the extroidanry amount of PSAs that go on in places you are normally safe! On buses, in the library, the laundry room, your own house! I don't like PSAs anyway people eating the face off each other is never pretty but the whole world seems to have a vacum like hold on each other to the point it acts like an anocanda in the dark...too much tounge...eck.

The world must be in an odd number because I never meet any other single people on the V-day thus proving I'm the only single girl left in existance!

even the RADIO becomes your enemy all those cheesy love songs played on a loop is enough to drive anyone a bit du-lally, I swear if I hear "My endless love" one more time to day I'm punching the next person I see. It's bad enough my eyes are assulted with cheap gifts that are strewn around my regular shops that are expected to get you laid....if anyone dare got me a teddy with "I <3 u" on it I would seriously have to beat them down. It's tacky and thoughtless and purlease....

rawr rawr rawr

However I have come up with the perfect plan to save myself from being assulted, I am going to snooze till noon then stay in my PJs all day while I watch my favorite Xena episodes eating all my favorite foods, before drinking a bottle of wine and enoying a large pizza and watching horror movies...THAT is really waht Valentines day is about bloody murder!

So if you are single don't let the smug coupled people get you down...make the day your own...for me valentines day has become "Xena Marathon day" and you know that's better than waiting in line freezing your ass off waiting to get the last table at some sleazy resturaunt. And if you're in a couple don't let the "V word" get to something diffrent and we singletons would appricate that you keep the PSAs down to minimum...thanks

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom


Thursday, 5 February 2009

Mental blockI

I decided to write a blog for you

but had a mental block

so now I'm not