Monday 24 August 2009

And the sound they made was love...

This is officallllllllly the cutest and post pro-gay marriage/adoption argument I've ever seen!

http://www.lesbilicious.co.uk/sex-relationships/gay-penguins-marry/#more-2732

why can't we be more like the birds huh?

cherry cherry boom boom

Em
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Saturday 22 August 2009

YOUR MOM DOESN'T LIVE HERE!!

I'm seriously one of those easily distracted people when I go online and here is the new center of my addiction:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

xD

I'm getting ideas for when I move back to halls xD

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
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P.S "Kicking and Screaming" actually has politically correct hot lesbian football moms! TOTALLY worth endurring Will Ferrel for xD

Monday 17 August 2009

WTF?

I wacthed the "40 year old virgin" and it made me cry.

I am nither of these things

Explain.

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
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Thursday 13 August 2009

Arts,Crafts and boggies

EPIC COLD!!

that is what I have courtesy of my nephew and his filthy little park friends :(

I have that mad stuffy head that doesn't let you sleep so what have I been doing?

making book marks and friendship braclets out of wool a knicked out of my mums knitting stash...

arts and crafts are fun

boggies are not

Cherry cherry boom boom

Em
x

P.s MY DOG JUST SNEEZED ON MY HEAD! GROSSSSSSS!

Arts,Crafts and boggies

EPIC COLD!!

that is what I have courtesy of my nephew and his filthy little park friends :(

I have that mad stuffy head that doesn't let you sleep so what have I been doing?

making book marks and friendship braclets out of wool a knicked out of my mums knitting stash...

arts and crafts are fun

boggies are not

Cherry cherry boom boom

Em
x

P.s MY DOG JUST SNEEZED ON MY HEAD! GROSSSSSSS!

Monday 10 August 2009

Movie Math-BRING IT ON!

Hello fellows more mathematical genius for joo…

(Cheerleaders + cheerleading uniforms)+(90s music-“that all American attitude)/Kirsten Dunst’s beady eyes< (ratio of boobs: male presence)-(aerial stunts+ annoying 90s slang that infected a generation)=(charity car wash% bikinis) x Eliza Dushku = Epic reminder of my childhood and BRINGING IT ONNNNNNNNNNNN!! Reminder of why we all love Eliza Dushku

It gets an Emuh Rating of…OH! EM! GEE! Regretting being a library dork now….totally sign me up for pep squad!!

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
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Wednesday 5 August 2009

A very serious message...



serious skirt...serious voice...serious message

Will she call me?

She smiled at me and said my name ever so softly....

Before I knew it she had my shirt off and was touching my ample bussom...

She smiled and told me to get dressed a suggestion not a demand...

Then she kicked me out and stuck needles in both my arms...

Yerp the doctor is a kinky bizatch...

Second longest reletionship I've ever had and typical woman she used me then bled me dry...literally...

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
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Tuesday 4 August 2009

Protesters are fun....


What annoys fundeMENTAL protesters at the Gay Pride Parade?

Sorry Trekkies I’m a Xenite

My name is The Emuh and I am…a geek

I’ll that marinade in that SHOCKING revelation for a moment because it’s incredibly hard to believe…

But I am and darn it I love it!

I remember being about 12 walking into a comic book store to induce a stunned silence that a GIRL had infiltrated this manly manly domain…and to this day I still get a slightly bemused reaction when I walk into a “forbidden planet”.

And in talking to some of my lovely geeky male friends we have discovered I am rare breed which sucks for the world in my opinion…a girl who knows every line of dialogue from “Empire strikes back”, can argue the finer points of why “Green Hornet” is a VASTLY superior show to “Batman” and who isn’t afraid to fall over and laugh it off.

I dress in jeans and funny t-shirts, am sarcastic as hell, and will eat a full burger and chips AND a chocolate milkshake….thus I am not sexy however I believe geeky woman are very shmexy…but I admit it and wish more ladies would because I’m a geeky lady who LURVES geeky ladies.

In this world obsessed with being very “Shane” it’s difficult to meet out of the closet girly geeks. That’s why I’m teased by my friends because rather than some ultra cool movie star ala Miss Jolie my dream woman run along the lines of Sue Perkins and Jorja Fox, woman that are cute, smart, funny and un-ashamedly geeks.

I know I’m not alone in my love of geeks but I’m out the closet it…

So I guess my question or rather my statement to the world is why must the geeky ladies hide their Buffy t-shirts and leanings towards staying in to complete their screen accurate costume from season 3 Battle Star?

Lady geeks of the world unite put on your Tina Fey glasses, grab your guitar hero controller and twitter away because you’re shmexy beings of awesome!!!



Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
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P.S IF YOU NEED PROOF READ THIS: http://mingle2.com/blog/view/10-ways-being-a-geek-makes-you-more-attractive

Saturday 1 August 2009

Prrrrrrrrrride09

Hey gays!

I’m no longer a virgin!

Well that’s a different story involving a guitar player and A LOT of alcohol but my parade virginity!

Belfast pride 09 popped my cherry good and proper!

I had an epic amount of fun including being yelled at by protesters, getting hit on by drunk chicks and due to my epic t-shirt I had my cleavage photographed more times than Jodi Marsh!

AND I managed to run into my old gang of gays from Liverpool! It really is a very small gay world after all!

Though small and with the rain it still rocked my socks right off with some great live music and a brilliant atmosphere it was a very cozy way to get introduced to the whole affair.

I’ve never been happier or proud to be a member of the queer community being a lesbian is FRICKING AMASING!!!

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
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