The BiSEXual question

Ladies!

It is 2011!

I am back!

I am a whore!

I am blogging once more!

well TRYING to blog...

Ok so I was here wrecking my brain to trying to decide what my first official blog of 2011 should be, should it be sexy, funny, tragic, or boring?

Well I've chosen a topic close to my heart....well my vagina really SEX but more specifically sex with bisexual girls.

Now I have made a fair few lesbian friends the past year or so and most of them are uniform in their agreement that "Bi sexual girls aren't as good in bed as lesbians"

WTF?

I'm not one of these lesbians who excludes bisexuals from their dating pool for fear of getting boy cooties all over me. I've pretty much always had the view that if a girl regardless of how she labels herself is interested in me that makes her "Emuh-Sexual" and that is absolutely fine with me. Bi-sexual girls are just as eager to have sex in my experience than lesbians, in fact some have deffffffffffffffinatly out lady lusted the lesbians I've been with.

For example I semi-dated a girl in uni for a couple of weeks, she was the stereotypes of all stereotypes EXCEPT in the bedroom, she point blank refused to go anywhere near my lady bits with anything but a timid finger for 20 seconds and I'm pretty sure the very word "vagina" scared her beyond belief. It was without a doubt THE worst sex I've ever had with anyone and all this from a gold star lesbian who claimed to never fail to make a girl cum....except for me obviously sigh :s

Now in my time I've had the good fortune to sleep with a very bi-sexual girl, who on the surface was very femme, you know the type who would look at you're naked body and exclaim "OMG YOU HAVE BEWBS!" well blow m if she wasn't as hungry for lady bits as I am! Not only that she was a down right expert with no fear of trying things not just giving that area a bit of a poke with a spoon (don't ask). It was by far the best sex I've ever had with anyone EVER and all this from a girl my friends would describe as undesirable and avoid simply because she was bi and would "have no idea what she was doing"....LESBIANS WTF!?

What I'm trying to say ladies is that ANYONE can be good or bad at doing the sexual thing regardless of how they identify, don't assume that a lesbian will be amazing in bed and that a bisexual won't go down on you. I'm just fed up with the closed mindedness of a community that has to deal with a similar thing every day. So ladies don't go limiting yourself by being bi-hating....they're called bi-SEXUAL for a reason.

Cherry cherry boom boom

Em
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OMG I puked in the roses sorry...

Valentines day LITERALLY made me sick....not kiding

I woke up with a blistering headache, boiling hot, and looking like death...

Yay :(

so instead of my dream day I spent the day wrapped in my duvet, eating tomoato soup and feeling very sorry for myself. On top of all that I had the most painful toothache EEEEEEEEVER.....so was running up to the bathroom to rinse my mouth out with anti-bacterial mouth wash that burned my mouth to the point of me wanting to pull my own tooth out rather than suffer the fluid hate circling my poor poor mouth.

So I ened up all mopey watching "The 100 greatest sex symbols" before getting mad that all this ugly but funny men were getting through and all the woman were super models with no personality....sigh....that's why I'm glad we have the afterellen hot 100 list....

But I am alive (if only just) and was amased to see prius in my driveway....I didn't know people actually bought them.....they remind me of my BLF who wants one but keeps going on about how gay they are....and that cheered me up.

This isn't the greatest funniest blog I know BUT I am going out this week (if I feel better) with my few lesbian friends and in two weeks I'm taking my Bi friend out on a "friend date" to the theatre and then to my favorite resturaunt and then my fave bar it's gonna be a lot of fun.

I have quite a bit of work to do this week to :(

OH!

and also I just finished up the first season of my vlog for eurOut.org....I'm not that happy with it to be honest...I'm not that funny if I'm alone I need smarter people to bounce off.....because I'm the funny/sarcastic one I have a short attention span....oh look a butterfly....

But I didn't think I did that good a ob though I am super super grateful to everyone who watched it.....we'll see if they want me to come back...I have a lot of fun doing it so....we'll see.

So check that out over on http://www.eurout.org

So that's it from me

cherry cherry boom boom

Em
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