Lately I’ve been feeling a bit down in the dumps about being the only gay in the village so I have come up with 10 reasons why being a gay lady is awesome:
1-Women are much better kissers then men
2-Men have beards, beards give you a rash…woman do not have beards, so you don’t get a rash
3-Lady smells are so much nicer than man smell (May I never endure the nasty whiff of Lynx EVER again!)
4-Women are more fun to flirt with
5-Sneaky lesbian ninja checking out straight girls who like you as a friend
6-Comfortable shoes and jeans are considered perfectly acceptable clubbing wear
7-Being able to read DIVA magazine on trains and cause a scandal
8-Lady loving in the boudoir
9-The ability to declare “you’re just saying that because ‘m a lesbian!” whenever any of my friends are mean to me
10-AWESOME haircuts
cherry cherry boom boom
Em
x
4 comments:
The rash thing is true. I like my boyfriends with a little stubble, but I always wind up paying for it later...
I read that as dirty...
It probably was. I get dangerously uninhibited about what I post at 3 in the morning. :P
mwahaha xD
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