I have VERY exciting news….I have actually found the lesbians in Belfast!
I’m really NOT the only one here in the sticks
I shall not bore you with every detail but suffice to say I joined a gay football team and it has opened the rainbow doors of these the sticks in which I live.
That is why I haven’t been around much I have been VERY busy actually being a gay and getting out and meeting other ladies who are also gay.
It’’s like I have been plunged into an episode of “Queer as Folk” and I’m Nathan…it’s just a bit epic
Except they touch my hair a lot…which is strange…
Oh well I must go rest up for our next match this Sunday
Come on you Belfast Braves!