Incy wincy spider...gave me a bump

NOT happy...

being a nature lovin' every creature has its place (except slugs ew) kinda girl I decided to save a spider from the bath last night and all went well...till the spider decided to stay put by the open door no biggie....till in a sleepy blurry eyed state I walked smack bang into it....my head hurts

cherry cherry boom boom ow

Em
x

This is the end

*comes out from under a rock fighting back vines and other impressive greenery*

pant pant pant BLOGGER!!

*sneaky vine attempts to wrap itself around leg of our valiant heroine*

NO!!!

*umberellllllllla whack!*

pant pant pant

I'M ALIVE!!

seriously wtf happened to the past month!

I'll tell you what happend I just had to do exams that determine how the rest of my life will pan out is what happened!

So college is done I graduate in a month and I'm skerrrrrrrred!

I'm being forced to grow up and I don't wanna simple as that!

sigh

so here it is ladies the end of my wild lesbian shenanigans at college...and the begining of my life as a non baby gay...from now on I'm just a gay...and it makes me a bit sad I no longer have an excuse...still I'll be here blogging my disastors but the blog needs a new title as I am no longer a lesbian in college :(

cherry cherry boom boom

Em
x

(p.s I'll have exciting gay outting to Tegan and Sara coming up so be ready for that;) )

I'm here, I'm Queer...but you knew that already

Hey hey hey

so it's been a crazy crazy couple of months here in Emuh land I've been swamped with University work and get this peeps I just finished my degree....AH!

So this means after graduating in July (I hope....eeeeeeeck) I must become a grown up and get a J-O-B n pay taxes and all kinds of nonsense! scarry times


other less fun things have happened to me these months my mum got really ill and last week the death of my lifetime best friend Rags has made me ultra depressed....but that's for another website and another time

I recenlty i.e yesturday did a performance about homophobia and prop 8 and 2 key parts of that were this mockumentry and this parody song...got a few minutes? wanna see it? suuuuuure!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIy2Mv1T_eg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01vpNc2LOs


Cherry cherry boom boom ladies I hope I have some more exciting things to tell yall soon

Em
x

We're getting No Where- UK Premiere

EDIT IN: If you wanna see the Q&A session please feel free to watch the vidjas at my yotube page: www.youtube.co.uk/xenasnotdead first 5 vidjas are all yours ladies :D

So here it is the first blog in a month but I have some actual exciting news...and hopefully it’ll be worth the wait…



So a few weeks ago I like all of you heard the very cool news that the JB and Cathy DeBuono were hitting UK shores for the “And then Came Lola” premiere in London…then came the even BETTER news that they were heading in my direction up north to the bustling metropolis that is Yorkshire…wait…YORKSHIRE!!! Like in the middle of no where serial killer Yorkshire!!! AH!!!

So gathering my lesbian posse we loaded ourselves into the car and took the scariest drive ever through the winding roads, we hovered over the treacherous drops and frightened each other with tales of the murderous rapists and zombie sheep that could attack us at any moment …it was interesting.

So we arrived in the shire alive, hopped up on Haribo and early. Therefore we decided to go eat before stepping into the bar…I had some over-priced chicken that tasted like fish (not the good kind either) and nervously sipped on some Dandelion and Burdock.

I should pause here for a moment to explain that two of the people in my lesbian posse have regular contact with famous celes-bians so were therefore cool as cucumbers. Unlike me and Second Emma, who were ready to run away and wet ourselves with the excitement and nerves of it all. It was rather like holidays with the family and 2 annoying small children, with 20 year old lesbians as the children.

So after a few minutes of squirming around and getting increasingly more annoying and bouncy they arrived, like a golden entity emerging from the clouds, it was very glorious.

It was THE most surreal nights I’ve spent like I was experiencing the entire event through a lens. There is nothing like watching a film with the actors in the room, just hearing the tinkle of a giggle or some chit chat over the dialogue. Q n A was funny as usual and I to everyone’s great great glee the JB did the Lilly voice and they answered some really interesting (if sometimes long winded and annoying) questions.

The best part of my night (besides having Jill Bennett nestle in my boobs and tell me I smelled good…BEST. MOMENT. EVER.) was telling them both how much what they have done had helped me come out and make the awesome friends I have now and seeing that it actual meant something to them both.

After the event was over we got to have a really lovely walk around the village with them and talked about the most random things ranging from history to why drinking WKD blue makes you look like a chav.

I can honestly say that it was THE best night out I’ve ever had since coming out and that Jill Bennett and Cathy DeBuono are as gracious and witty in real life as they are online an that if you ever get the chance to meet them do you’ll never regret it.

So after that night of epic excitement tuckered out and still full of squee we headed on the open road. Fangirled out and armed with the immortal words straight from the JB “I’m nestling in your boobs and you smell REALLLLY good”

I can die happy now

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

Em
x

Don't you hate it

when you sit down write an entire blog and google decides it's bollocks and doesn't save it?

sigh

The cold war....I SHALL WIN

Weekend survival kit and weaponry to defeat "Icky, snotty snoozles n woozles":

-Pack of Beechams extra strength cold n flu tablets
-Assorted flavors of Halls Soothers (Cherry, Blackcurrent and Honey & Lemon)
-Industrial sized bottle of Lucozade
-Tea tree and aloe vera room fan
-Galaxy brand hot chocolate
-Soup (assorted flavors including Heinz tomoato)
-Family pack of fun size Mars bars
-Xena seasons 1-6
-The L word season 1-5
-Sugar Rush seasons 1&2
-Assorted books
-Twitter
-Facebook

Bring it on you bastard cold! I WILL OWN YOU!!

sniff sniff

Em

Uniting all teh people I have found a way!

and her name is Ms Kelly Clarkson!!!

OK I'm not even kidding I just got back from the EPIC WIN that was Kelly Clarkson in Manchester and the mix of people there was breathtaking.

Clearly all the gays and the straights can agree on the awesome of Ms Clarkson, I saw a married couple of at least 50 singing loudly along to the row of lesbians in front of the huge group of gay guys, it was a beautiful thing to watch.

My friend and I noticed 2 things tonight:

1-all the gays love the Clarkson and thuse the lesbian/gay men divide should come to an end and we should unite with a vicously loud chorus of "I DO NOT HOOK UP UP!!"

2-Kelly Clarkson is a lot more fun when she's had a cheeseburger

Ok that last one was a bit mean but seriously my toungue wasn't of the floor the entire time with the bouncing curves of Kelly Fitty Clarkson as she leaped around the stage delivering note afteramazing note.

Not only did she sing every top 10 hit she's ever had BUT she covered my favorite Patsy Cline song with such gusty it made me have a tiny tiny orgasim in my heart....TMI perhaps but it was THAT good.

But getting back to the divide this was probably the gayest audience I have ever seen lesbian after lesbian, butch and femme a like, the campest boy to the hairest bear they were all there and enjoying themselves immensly, it was a truely beautiful site, so I have concluded that in order to get the gays united Kelly Clarkson must become our queen...that's it end of story.

Sigh

It was a wicked concert and I don't care who judges me for STILL loving the Clarkson she is epic win.

Sigh

Well I'm off to enjoy the slightly blurry videos and pictures I have so enjoy the night

Cherry cherry Boom Boom

Em
x

p.s I hope the colts win...just cos they wear blue like my favorite football team :D