Better get the kids out the room for sure...
Ok?
What's the secret I hear you cry?
It's simple really...
Ahem...
MASTRUBATION!!!!
*giggles*
Oh come on we've all done it..and probably liked it am I right?
It's great stress relief and makes you feel all good inside.
As students we have a lot of stress...we party hard and then forget about important essays until the day before they're due!
AH!
We type, type, type, cry, curse and type some more and then WHAMMO it hits you like a wet fish...WRITTERS BLOCK!
OMG LORCA WHAT DID YOU GO ON ABOUT BESIDES YOUR GAYNESS!!?!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Not matter what you do you can't think and want to cry.
My advise is to take a break, read some porn and chill...then get biz-ay just the once mind...because after that post orgasim split seconf your mind starts to work again. It's just like turning your computer on and off again...you turn yourself on, get yourself off and then you're back in business!
I advise mastrubation breaks for anyone in a stressful work situation...unless you work in a public place then I'd say avoid unless you're really good at not getting caught....hey that might be kinky and help the progress
I would however suggest you do not over indulge in these breaks as they will end in you being so orgasmicly drunk you don't care if you're essay is due tomorrow...too much of a good thing an be bad for you...re-booting is one thing crashing windows every 10 minutes is just self abuse know what I mean?
I also suggest you don't let your partner join in...cos they'll want forplay, a reaction, and snuggles all of which eat into your essay time and defeat the purpose of the mastrubation break, it's far too distacting. If they get uppity promise them a celebration once the essay is safely in the hands of the Deanery Office.
There you are my student friends the secret they don't tell you at uni....If you're in a blocked situation, reboot your mind with mastrubation!
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Em
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