Seriously this is how you don't come out to your parents...
Emuh: Yeah I'm not sure when I'm comming home...
Mother dearest: Were's your bible?
MD: Well I want you to come to church with me on Christmas day..
E: Mum you KNOW I don't do the church thing...I'm just not into it...
MD: Well I think you're being stupid...you were always a relgious girl...this is all just pathetic!
E: MOTHER I AM NOT GONNA CHANGE MY VEIWS ON GOD!
MD: WHY NOT!
E: BECAUSE I'M GAY!!!! *slams down phone*
E: Oh jesus...oh God...Oh jesus what did I just do...*relgion comes back*