Saturday, 17 January 2009

A letter to my neighbour...

Dear Mr Asshole,

Your car alarm has been going on and on and on for around an hour.

It is 4:10am and I am very much le pissed

I suggest you turn it off before an angry tired lesbian comes to your door and beats you with a rusty spork and some tampoons.


Angry lesbian across the street with tampoons and sporks a plenty

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